An AI ghostwriting service · One per week · $1,000 flat · No calls, ever
Never start with a
blank page again.
In one day, I build an AI trained on everything you've ever written — your voice, your stories, your opinions — and hand it to you with your next 30 days of content already drafted.
This is my Ghost.
It answers for me so I never have to take a sales call. Ask it anything about the offer.
Yours will sound like you, not me. That's the whole point.
The problem
You know exactly what you think. You've published proof of it for years. And still — every morning, the cursor blinks on an empty page like it's never met you.
Ghostwriters solve this for $2,000–5,000 a month, forever. Generic AI solves it by making you sound like everyone else's LinkedIn. A Ghost solves it once: an engine built from your own archive that drafts in a voice even you can't tell from yours. We test that. Literally.
Four steps. One is yours.
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Apply
Four minutes. I read your work personally and accept one writer per week — if there's enough of you on the page to clone, you're in within 24 hours.
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The Sitting
Your only work: a 15-minute questionnaire on what your Ghost may never say. Meanwhile I harvest your entire archive — every post, newsletter, and transcript. 48 hours out, you receive your Specimen Card: yourself, measured.
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Ghost Day
One focused day. Voice extracted, boundaries hardened, Ghost assembled — then the blind test at noon: you try to pick your two real posts out of a lineup of its drafts. Most owners can't.
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5pm — Meet your Ghost
It's yours. Installed where you already work, with your next 30 days drafted and a ten-minute film on how to run it. Your first command: "draft tomorrow's post."
You walk away owning
The Ghost
A private writing engine trained on your complete archive, guarded by your rules, living in tools you already use. No subscription to me. No hosting. Yours.
30 days of content, drafted
A month of posts and newsletters in your voice, mapped and written before you've met it. You leave a month ahead.
The Voice Guide
One page: how you sound, as a specification. Your patterns, your banned words, your signature moves. Clients frame this.
The Mirror Report
After reading everything you've ever written, your Ghost writes you a letter about your own mind — the through-line, the contradiction, the piece you haven't written yet. Uncanny is the polite word for it.
The Owner's Playbook
The five commands that run it, on one page and one short film. If you can type, you can own a Ghost.
The Blind Test Guarantee
If you can tell, you don't pay.
At noon on Ghost Day you receive ten pieces. Two are yours, published in the last year.
Eight came out of your Ghost that morning. Pick your two.
Identify both and the Ghost has failed — your $1,000 comes back.
No one has picked both yet.
One day. One price.
$1,000
- Everything above, delivered in one day
- No retainer, no subscription, no upsell call — there are no calls
- Optional later: quarterly Feed the Ghost re-tuning, $250
Application first — payment only if I accept. A ghostwriter costs $2–5k per month. This is one day, once.
Asked, answered
Will it post things without me?
Never. A Ghost drafts; you decide. Nothing it writes goes anywhere without your edit and approval. That's the design — your reputation stays in your hands.
What if it says something I'd never say?
Before Ghost Day you define the hard lines — topics, people, words it must never touch. Those become permanent rules, and I attack-test every one of them before handover. It declines off-limits topics in your own voice.
How much of my writing do you need?
Roughly 50,000 words of your own published work — a year or two of consistent posts, or 50+ newsletters. Thinner than that and I'll decline and tell you exactly when to come back. A Ghost built from a thin archive sounds like everyone.
Where does the Ghost live?
Inside a Claude or ChatGPT account you already own. No new software, no hosting, nothing that breaks, no dependence on me. I build it, transfer it, and it's yours.
Is this just ChatGPT with extra steps?
Ask generic AI to "write in your style" and you get LinkedIn-flavored mush. A Ghost is built from a forensic spec of your actual writing — sentence rhythm, lexicon, story bank, the flaws that make you recognizable — then blind-tested against your real posts until even you hesitate. The difference is the difference.
Why no calls?
Because you're buying a finished thing, not a consulting relationship. Everything I need arrives through the application and one 15-minute questionnaire. You talked to my Ghost at the top of this page — that's the meeting.